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- Chapter 9
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- MEDICINE AND THE HUMAN MACHINE
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- A Medical History
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- In ancient Japan, teeth were extracted by dentists who used
- only their fingers.
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- Hundreds of years ago, Chinese doctors were not paid by their
- sick patients, but only by those who they kept healthy.
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- In the times of Aristotle, the Greek philosopher, people
- thought that the liver, not the heart, was the center of emotion.
- Now we know that it is not the heart, either.
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- Before giving up on a patient they couldn't cure, doctors in
- the Middle East used to display that patient in the center of
- town, in case a passerby might speak up with a cure.
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- After reading the books that interested him, Hippocrates (for
- whom the Hippocratic oath of medicine is named) supposedly burned
- down a library, so that his competitors would not have access to
- the same information.
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- The barber's pole dates from the time when barbers were also
- surgeons. It represents a bandage wrapped around an injured arm.
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- The Rx sign that pharmacists use was originally the
- astrological sign for Jupiter.
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- While Europeans were dying by the thousands, the Chinese were
- using a vaccination against smallpox. They would inhale the
- powdered material from the sores of a smallpox victim.
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- One of the remedies recommended for the Black Plague was to
- put the intestines of young pigeons or puppies on the forehead.
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- A medical curiosity was David Kennison, who was born in 1736
- and participated in the Boston Tea Party. At the age of
- seventy-six, serving in the War of 1812, he lost a hand to a
- gunshot wound. Later, a tree fell on him, and fractured his
- skull. Some years later, while training soldiers in the use of a
- cannon, something went wrong and an explosion shattered his legs.
- He recovered. Yet later, a horse damaged his face. He died
- peacefully in 1851 at the age of 115.
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- Cataract surgery (removal of lens from eye) was first done in
- 1748. But the first anesthesia wasn't until 1842!
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- In 1809, a woman had a twenty-two pound ovarian tumor removed
- without anesthesia.
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- Here is some advice from a book 132 years old: (this is no longer
- corsidered correct)
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- "DROWNING. - Attend to the following essential rules:
- - 1. Lose no time. 2. Handle the body gently. 3. Carry
- the body with the head gently raised, and never hold it
- up by the feet. 4. Send for medical assistance
- immediately, and in the meantime act as follows: 1.
- Strip the body, rub it dry: then rub it in hot blankets,
- and place it in a warm bed in a warm room. 2. Cleanse
- away the froth and mucus from the nose and mouth. 3.
- Apply warm bricks, bottles, bags of sand, &c. to the
- arm-pits, between the thighs and soles of the feet. 4.
- Rub the surface of the body with the hands enclosed in
- warm dry worsted socks. 5. If possible, put the body
- into a warm bath. 6. To restore breathing, put the pipe
- of a common bellows into one nostril, carefully closing
- the other and the mouth; at the same time drawing
- downwards, and pushing gently backwards the upper part
- of the windpipe, to allow a more free admission of air;
- blow the bellows gently, in order to inflate the lungs,
- till the breast be raised a little; then set the mouth
- and nostrils free, and press gently on the chest; repeat
- this until signs of life appear. When the patient
- revives apply smelling-salts to the nose, give warm
- wine or brandy and water. Cautions. 1. Never rub the
- body with salt or spirits. 2. Never roll the body on
- casks. 3. Continue the remedies for twelve hours without
- ceasing."
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- And from that same old book:
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- "LEECHES AND THEIR APPLICATION. - The leech used for
- medical purposes is called the hirudo Medicinatis, to
- distinguish it from other varieties, such as the
- horse-leech and the Lisbon leech. It varies from two to
- four inches in length, and is of a blackish brown
- colour, marked on the back with six yellow spots, and
- edged with a fellow line on each side. Formerly leeches
- were supplied by Sweden but latterly most of the leeches
- are procured from France, where they are now becoming
- scarce.
- When leeches are applied to a part, it should be
- thoroughly freed from down or hair by shaving, and all
- liniments, &c., carefully and effectually cleaned away
- by washing. If the leech is hungry it will soon bite,
- but sometimes great difficulty is experienced in getting
- them to fasten on. When this is the case, roll the leech
- into a little porter, or moisten the surface with a
- little blood, or milk, or sugar and water, Leeches may
- be applied by holding them over the port with a piece of
- linen cloth or by means of an inverted glass, under
- which they must be placed.
- When applied to the gums, care should be taken to
- us a a leech glass, as they are apt to creep down the
- patient's throat; a large swan's quill will answer the
- purpose of a leech glass. When leeches are gorged they
- will drop off themselves; never tear them off from a
- person., but just dip the point of a moistened finger
- into some salt and touch them with it.
- Leeches are supposed to abstract about two drachms
- of blood, or six leeches draw about an ounce; but this
- is independent of the bleeding after they have come off,
- and more blood generally flows then than during the time
- they are sucking."
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- One hundred years ago (1890), in Connecticut, Idaho, North
- Carolina, Oregon, Tennessee, Texas and West Virginia, it was legal
- to practice medicine with no training whatsoever. Texas, however,
- required a high school diploma.
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- Surgeons used to have to operate quickly, before the patients
- died of extreme pain or blood loss. Robert Liston worked so fast
- that one day he accidentally cut off his nurse's fingers. It is
- not known whether the rest of the operation was a success.
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- As late as 34 years after the public introduction of
- anesthesia, some doctors refused to use it. Some said that the
- shock of pain is a necessary ingredient to recovery. Others were
- afraid, because some preachers said that anesthesia was the work
- of the devil.
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- Most people don't realize that Charles Lindbergh was a
- pioneer in medical technology. He worked on an early heart-lung
- machine.
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- The flu mutated into a killer in 1918 and killed 20 million
- people. Over half a million Americans died.
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- In 1976, doctors in Los Angeles went on strike because of the
- rising cost of malpractice insurance. All elective and
- non-emergency surgery and medical attention were canceled. During
- that time, eighteen percent less people died than usual.
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- From all our exposure to unnecessary penicillin through
- medication as well as through treatment of cattle and pork,
- life-threatening bacteria have grown resistant to our number-one
- line of defense. In 1960, 13% of staphylococci infections were
- resistant to penicillin. Now, 91% are resistant to penicillin.
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- There were 1,647 heart transplants in 1988. There were 1,700
- liver transplants in 1988.
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- In the future people will be able to regrow missing arms or
- legs like a salamander can grow a new tail. Research has shown
- promising results in getting bone to grow with the application of
- electricity. Children under age five who lose the tip of a finger
- up to half-way to the outermost joint, if left untreated, the
- finger will completely regrow. If medical attention is applied,
- stitches for example, the child's finger will not regrow.
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- In Tibet, monks occasionally performed brain surgery
- successfully. They would bore a hole through a person's forehead
- and insert a tube into their pineal gland, at the bottom of their
- brain. This was to induce a "mystical state of consciousness."
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- Medical Miscellaneous
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- Dr. James Muatt lived to the age of 120 and spent 95 years in
- the practice of medicine.
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- Two of every five Americans have never been to a dentist.
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- Modern Medicine
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- One out of every eight Americans will spend some time as a
- patient in a hospital this year.
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- There is a phenomenon called noscomial disease. It means
- coming to a hospital for some reason, and catching another disease
- while in the hospital. Hospitals are not healthy places. One out
- of every 21 Americans admitted will catch something else merely
- from being in the hospital. Every year, 15,000 Americans die of
- something other than what they were admitted for.
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- Of all the people who work in hospitals, only 1.78% are
- doctors. 17.27% are clerical workers. So there are nine times more
- people involved with the paperwork, than those involved in the
- actual work!
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- An average person in America who is over 65 years old takes
- between ten and twenty prescription pills every day.
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- A woman started showing a bunch of general symptoms that
- doctors could not diagnose. She went from one doctor to another.
- One recommended that she have her uterus removed. Finally, her
- problem was relieved by a dentist. He discovered she was
- suffering mercury poisoning from her fillings. He removed the
- fillings and substituted another material.
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- EEG and EKG machines are not perfect. In one study EKG
- machines indicated a heart problem in healthy people 20% of the
- time. Sometimes in a room with more than one EKG, one machine
- will read the electrical leaks of another. In another study a
- researcher hooked up an EEG to a mannequin whose head was filled
- with lime jello and the EEG found signs of life.
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- The average doctor goes to medical school for four years, yet
- gets only two and a half hours of education on nutrition as it
- applies to preventive medicine or curative medicine.
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- 16 out of every 100 doctors will be sued this year.
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- A sociologist did a study that turned up some mortifying
- results. It seems that the people who work in hospital emergency
- rooms are more likely to administer resuscitation attempts on
- patients who are brought in dead on arrival who are good looking,
- than on those patients who are uglier.
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- Anyone who thinks Western medicine is a joke should realize
- that in Guinea, where modern medicine is not practiced, over 75%
- of the people die before the age of 50.
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- Surgery
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- Theoretically, a human can survive without the stomach, most
- of the intestines, one kidney, 3/4 of the liver, and one lung.
- Furthermore, the legs and arms and sex organs can be removed
- successfully. Don't try this at home.
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- A Case of Do-it-Yourself Surgery
- In the 1600's a locksmith was suffering from bladder stones.
- Being a locksmith, he was used to logical repairs to problems. He
- took matters into his own hands, and removed his own bladder stone
- with a kitchen knife.
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- In Kenya, African fire ants are what doctors use to close
- surgical wounds in place of sutures. The ant is induced to bite
- the two sides of the wound with its mandibles, and hang on.
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- The longest operation on record took 96 hours. During
- February 4 - 8, 1951, surgeons in Michigan removed an ovarian cyst
- from a woman. When they were done, she weighed 308 lbs less.
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- Joseph Ascough who was born in 1935 holds the record for the
- most major operations. He has had 327 surgeries for warts in his
- windpipe.
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- Sometimes doctors make mistakes that are like simple
- bookkeeping errors. Surgeons once removed a kidney from a man who
- had a kidney tumor. The problem was that they removed the good
- kidney. And they have been known to saw the wrong leg off an
- amputee.
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- Sometimes surgeons take an organ totally out of a person,
- overhaul it on a workbench, like a car mechanic working on a power
- steering unit, then re-install it. This is done most often with
- kidneys to remove difficult tumors.
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- Want to improve your vision without using glasses or contact
- lenses. Here's what you do: 1. Get a donated cornea. 2. Cool it
- to -70 degrees. 3. Fasten it on a lathe and trim it to the proper
- shape to refocus light. 4. Stitch it on over your present cornea.
- - Or have an eye surgeon do it for you. This new technique is now
- in frequent use.
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- One out of every 243 Americans will have plastic surgery this
- year.
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- There is a new twist in plastic surgery. Surgeons can take a
- bone from your body, smash it into paste, then mold it like clay
- into a new shape and replace it. This has been done with one
- seven-year-old boy whose skull was misshapen. They removed the
- whole top of his head, pulverized it, then re-formed it and put it
- back on. The headache the boy suffered was less than the ones he
- was otherwise doomed to due to the previous shape of his head.
- Perhaps surgeons of the future should be encouraged to play with
- Play-Doh when they are growing up.
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- Birth
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- Scientists are working on the possibility of removing a dying
- woman's ovaries and save the eggs so that the woman can still have
- children, even after she is dead.
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- If you split a human embryo when it is less than a week old,
- identical twins will develop. This is already done with cattle.
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- Fetuses have gills.
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- One out of every 88 births is twins.
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- One out of every 512,000 births is quadruplets.
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- One out of every 16 children are born with defects. Most of
- these are minor, such as the babies born with tails. When a baby
- is born with a tail, the doctors cut it off right away. Most
- people do not know if they had a tail.
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- "Ten years ago 80% of underweight, premature babies died,
- while today 80% survive." - Allan Maurer
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- "If you're pregnant, you go to the doctor and he treats you
- as if you're sick. Childbirth is a nine-month disease which must
- be treated, so you're sold on intravenous fluid bags, fetal
- monitors, a host of drugs, the totally unnecessary episiotomy, and
- - the top of the line product - the Caesarean delivery!" - Dr.
- Robert S. Mendelsohn, from his book, Confessions of a Medical
- Heretic
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- The infant mortality rate in Canada is 25 percent lower than
- in America.
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- In 1793, in France a true cyclops was born. She was a girl
- who lived to fifteen years old. She had a single eye in the middle
- of her face.
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- In Finland babies were born in saunas until the 1920's. The
- babies probably were more comfortable arriving in a dark, warm
- room than in a bright, cold hospital room.
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